It's been a while since I posted anything on here. Awkward, I'm sure.

I got a new puppy. They told me he was a chihuahua, but I think they lied just to get rid of him. He's white-based with honey spots. Canada is printed on one side of his butt and Africa is on the other.

He's got spots over his ears and eyes that make it look like he's wearing a old leather pilot's helmet. He has been knighted "Pilot," which is one of the hardest words for my Mexican family to say.

I love it.

I got to spend the day with my friends at JackNDaBox, which was awesome. We traded some awkward stories, but made the funnier because we all seemed to understand the inside jokes. You know you're really close with your friends when you can leave the conversation, come back minutes later, and totally understand what the last flippant comment meant and laugh with them.

That or you're just really high on soda.

My little brother (not by blood) and I were diving into an astrology book and found out that, if looked at from the Western side, we're horribly incompatible with each other - but from the Eastern side, we're closer that two peas in a pod and should have been soulmates.

We shared a look and then snorted our noses off with the sheer force of our skepticism and incredulity.

I got Blindice a chocolate cross and she asked if I was mocking her. Dice, I wasn't, it was given in a sincere gesture of Faith and love, and because I thought it was cute. I apologize.

I ate two chicken sandwiches and felt a little sick. I still have two tacos to go through, but that's tomorrow's breakfast.

Zevink and Steph just fought over Judas.

And if the fish tank ever blows, Zevink hopes Moses will save her.

Figure out that particular can of worms, yo.

Til later,
Me